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[bread_goes_bip]

[Out and about in Mayfield]

[Death has been assigned a job a door to door makeup saleslady. Naturally, the first thing she did was use the samples to at least get close to her usual look. She's managed to get decently close on the eyemakeup, even if this definitely not what that eyeliner was intended for. She had to deal with red lipstick though.

Short version: She is going to be knocking on your door with a case of makeup. And whether the door is answered by a man or woman, they will be greeted with]

Hi, are you interested in makeup? The selection is a bit limited, but it's something at least!


[308 Miller]

[Come school dismissal time, she's hurried home in hopes of getting to the kettle first]

Comments

[worstvikingever]

...okay that's not really possible.

[bread_goes_bip]

I'm considerably older than I look.

[worstvikingever]

[He thinks about this.]

Okay sure, but you still couldn't have met all of them.

[bread_goes_bip]

Sooner or later, I meet everyone.

[worstvikingever]

...you do?

[so confused]

How?

[bread_goes_bip]

Well...

[Trying to put this as gently as possible. It tends to disturb people, she's found]

I'm Death.

[worstvikingever]

...wait. Did you... really? How... how's that possible?

[bread_goes_bip]

They call us anthropomorphic personifications. Ideas in human form. The town is somehow managing to make the form more human than usual.

[worstvikingever]

Oh.

[That's. Rather mind boggling.]

Wow.

[bread_goes_bip]

You can call me Didi, if that's easier.

[worstvikingever]

Um... sure?

[He is a little bit in shock right now, don't mind him.]

[bread_goes_bip]

I know it can be a bit... surprising.

[worstvikingever]

Just a little.

[bread_goes_bip]

I'm not... on duty, as it were, here.

[worstvikingever]

Yeah, that makes sense. What with the. Coming back to life the next day and all.

[He doesn't like talking about it.]

[bread_goes_bip]

A lot of things happen in this town I'm not exactly thrilled with.

[worstvikingever]

You and the rest of us.

[bread_goes_bip]

Yeah, it is a pretty common sentiment. I didn't think anything could really surprise me any more.

[worstvikingever]

I dunno, I keep getting surprised by all sorts of stuff.

But then I haven't been here as long as a lot of the others.

[bread_goes_bip]

I thought in ten billion years I had managed to see everything. Then I woke up here.

[worstvikingever]

...ten billion?

[Congratulations, you just blew his mind.]

[bread_goes_bip]

Yeah. I'm only a little younger than the universe.

[worstvikingever]

That's... wow. That's amazing.

[bread_goes_bip]

My family... we're basically ideas given shape, if that makes sense to you at all.

[worstvikingever]

I guess so? I mean, not really, but kind of.