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[bread_goes_bip]

[In the end, there wasn't anything Death could do about this event. But there's something she can do now, so she picks up the phone.]

Hi everyone, it's Death. If you need someone to talk to... I'm really good at listening.

Comments

Re: [Phone]

[bread_goes_bip]

No, Death is what I am.

[bread_goes_bip]

There are actually two of us here. But any new person is always a unique opportunity!

[yamaxanadu]

In their own way, yes. But it seems somehow... more so to meet one such as yourself considering the position I tend to hold. I am connected quite strongly to death.

[bread_goes_bip]

It's always worth interacting with people. It's just that fear can be a very dangerous motivator, and the town was exploiting that.

[bread_goes_bip]

I do tend to surprise people.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

I can imagine. It's not every day somebody talks to an abstract concept.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I really don't know. Too many dronings and death. Part of me is terrified to go through it anymore."

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

You'd think I wouldn't be surprised by this sort of thing. I suppose I expect it to be a male voice.

[doudemoe]

Y....Yeah.

You didn't receive any letters, did you?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

He went mad. And now somehow he escaped.

[Slugger has no idea that Edward is at an island resort.]

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Old Gregg don't give a damn. People all need to learn not to whine to Old Gregg.

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

Death? Your voice is...different.

[Vash has only met the discworld Death, not the Neil Gainman-y kind.]

[bread_goes_bip]

Oh, have you met the other one then?

(1/2)

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...he was the portrait of the classic grim reaper, skeletal body and scythe and all, right? I saw him mowing his lawn a couple weeks back.

He said something about this not being his jurisdiction. ...wait a moment.

(2/2)

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

It's not you, is it?! This isn't a personal call before you take me?!

[And now Johnny Yong Bosch is going to be screaming into the phone...er...really sorry about that. It's kind of a good thing though?]

I'm too young to die, maman! Why do bad things always happen to me, maman?!

[bread_goes_bip]

He's always been... troubled. There's no sign of him at all?

[bread_goes_bip]

No.I'm still not sure why some did and some didn't.

[bread_goes_bip]

[Well, that got her attention more than usual]

What position would that be?

[bread_goes_bip]

It can be disturbing. But in the end, life is an amazing thing, even if this place is pretty awful.

[bread_goes_bip]

It's good to meet you though!

[bread_goes_bip]

[Skeleton. Never thought she'd miss it.]

So I guess it's over?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Its simpler to just avoid that awful though, isn't it? At least computers can be repaired."

[bread_goes_bip]

There was nothing I could do when it was all happening. But what comes after... that I know how to handle.

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

None. He vanished.

But his stuff came back...

Re: (2/2)

[bread_goes_bip]

[Death takes this all in stride]

It's okay. I'm not on duty here either. Trust me, if I was, things would go a bit differently.