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[bread_goes_bip]

[In the end, there wasn't anything Death could do about this event. But there's something she can do now, so she picks up the phone.]

Hi everyone, it's Death. If you need someone to talk to... I'm really good at listening.

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[bread_goes_bip]

Oh, have you met the other one then?

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[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...he was the portrait of the classic grim reaper, skeletal body and scythe and all, right? I saw him mowing his lawn a couple weeks back.

He said something about this not being his jurisdiction. ...wait a moment.

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[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

It's not you, is it?! This isn't a personal call before you take me?!

[And now Johnny Yong Bosch is going to be screaming into the phone...er...really sorry about that. It's kind of a good thing though?]

I'm too young to die, maman! Why do bad things always happen to me, maman?!

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[bread_goes_bip]

[Death takes this all in stride]

It's okay. I'm not on duty here either. Trust me, if I was, things would go a bit differently.

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

[Vash calms down rather quickly.]

I guess that makes sense. You reapers really take your job seriously, don't you?

[bread_goes_bip]

It's an important job.

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

I guess...that makes me feel a bit better.

[bread_goes_bip]

I consider making feel better to be part of the job, actually.

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

A...comforting death?

Have you been here long?

[bread_goes_bip]

Yeah. It's a scary experience, people need a friend when it happens. I've been here over six months now.

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

[He meant the comforting part as a bit of a terrible pun.]

Six months is a very long time. Too long. Tell me...how would you feel about a date? [Pause] I've wanted to find someone who's been here longer than myself.

[bread_goes_bip]

That's, uh, very flattering. Not sure how I feel about a date, but I always love getting to know people better!