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[bread_goes_bip]

[In the end, there wasn't anything Death could do about this event. But there's something she can do now, so she picks up the phone.]

Hi everyone, it's Death. If you need someone to talk to... I'm really good at listening.

Comments

[bread_goes_bip]

It's an important job.

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

I guess...that makes me feel a bit better.

[bread_goes_bip]

I consider making feel better to be part of the job, actually.

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

A...comforting death?

Have you been here long?

[bread_goes_bip]

Yeah. It's a scary experience, people need a friend when it happens. I've been here over six months now.

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

[He meant the comforting part as a bit of a terrible pun.]

Six months is a very long time. Too long. Tell me...how would you feel about a date? [Pause] I've wanted to find someone who's been here longer than myself.

[bread_goes_bip]

That's, uh, very flattering. Not sure how I feel about a date, but I always love getting to know people better!