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[bread_goes_bip]

[In the end, there wasn't anything Death could do about this event. But there's something she can do now, so she picks up the phone.]

Hi everyone, it's Death. If you need someone to talk to... I'm really good at listening.

Comments

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

I'M OLD GREGG!!

Whatchu' all wanna talk about, hmm?

[bread_goes_bip]

Oh, hello Old Gregg. I thought people might want to talk about everything that happened the past few days.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Well they better not. All need to stop talkin' bout it, it some boring bullshit.

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

Edward's gone.

[bread_goes_bip]

What do you mean... gone?

[doudemoe]

Hey there.

[bread_goes_bip]

Hi. What's on your mind?

[Phone]

[shhhhh-secret.livejournal.com]

Death, hmm? I do not suppose you are speaking metaphorically.

Re: [Phone]

[bread_goes_bip]

No, Death is what I am.

[yamaxanadu]

Death?

[bread_goes_bip]

Yes. I'm an anthropomorphic personification.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Do you think anyone would mind if I just stayed locked in the garage till people stop being violent idiots?"

[bread_goes_bip]

It seems like it might finally be stopping now. But I don't think most people would blame you for trying to just stay out of it.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

...Death?

As in the concept itself given form? Or am I talking to a goddess of some kind?

[pleasedon'tbemorriganpleasedon'tbemorrigan]

[bread_goes_bip]

A personification of the concept, yes.

[likescats.livejournal.com]

[In the house. Back to normal again.]

[bread_goes_bip]

[Skeleton. Never thought she'd miss it.]

So I guess it's over?

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

You'd think I wouldn't be surprised by this sort of thing. I suppose I expect it to be a male voice.

[bread_goes_bip]

There was nothing I could do when it was all happening. But what comes after... that I know how to handle.

[mayflychaser.livejournal.com]

Death? Your voice is...different.

[Vash has only met the discworld Death, not the Neil Gainman-y kind.]

[bread_goes_bip]

Oh, have you met the other one then?

Mart Vineyard - OC

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Whoa, seriously?

Like as in THE Death?

A friend of mine said he met you once.

Re: Mart Vineyard - OC

[bread_goes_bip]

Yes, that's me. I meet everyone, sooner or later.

[putmeinstitches.livejournal.com]

Funny. You don't sound like the one I know.

[bread_goes_bip]

Oh, have you met the other one? Skeleton with a scythe?