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[Home: 308 Miller Street]

[A package from the post office has arrived at the house. Death opens it to find a goldfish bowl with two goldfish in it.]

Well Slim, Wandsworth, what would be a good place for you?

[And how is this going to go with Rincewind...]


[Visiting: 726 Anderson]

[Death knocks on the door and waits for someone to answer. She's here to check on Edward, but is always up for conversation with the rest of the clan.]


[Shopping: Pet Store]

[Regains are often lacking in the appropriate supplies. So Death can be found at the pet store purchasing fish necessities.]

Okay, got the flakes, there have to be some brine shrimp here somewhere...


[Out and About Mayfield]

[After finishing her shopping, Death takes a meandering route home. If she sees you and can tell you're not a drone, she'll approach you.]

Good afternoon!

Date: 2011-08-11 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
[Looking you over one more time.]

YOU?

So, uh, death is a goth chick?

No offense.

Date: 2011-08-11 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, some people don't buy me being the son of Leviathan.

Speaking of, we touched on it a little bit before, but do you know my dad?

Date: 2011-08-11 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
My dad's pretty memorable.

Miles long serpent shark thing, all attributes of the creatures of the sea, god of the ocean, can assume human form and has tons of kids. A lot of them bastards.

Date: 2011-08-11 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, my mom said dad's chummy with other gods and forces of the universe and all that shit.

I was lucky my mom managed to marry him... before he left a few years after I was born. As you can imagine I didn't get to know him all that well.

Do you remember anything about him or have any stories about him?

Date: 2011-08-12 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Uh, okay.

And you don't need to tell me that.

Dad rarely sticks to the same place or same woman for long...

Date: 2011-08-13 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
You don't say...

And I don't suppose you've got personal experience with this sort of thing.

Date: 2011-08-14 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm sure.

Like killing people?

Date: 2011-08-14 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, but if you avoid your death than its all Final destination shit and you try and take'em out in the most horrible ways possible am I right?

Date: 2011-08-14 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
[Mart's munching on some shrimp as she talks.]

Zesty!

... but if you don't mind me asking... do you know how I'll die? Or is it something that just kinda happens and there's no supposed ways people are supposed to die from.

Date: 2011-08-14 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Geez you got a lot of brothers... they all grim reapers or something?

Date: 2011-08-14 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Huh.

Your parents were crazy for D-names.

Sounds like a fun bunch.