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[bread_goes_bip]

[Home: 308 Miller Street]

[A package from the post office has arrived at the house. Death opens it to find a goldfish bowl with two goldfish in it.]

Well Slim, Wandsworth, what would be a good place for you?

[And how is this going to go with Rincewind...]


[Visiting: 726 Anderson]

[Death knocks on the door and waits for someone to answer. She's here to check on Edward, but is always up for conversation with the rest of the clan.]


[Shopping: Pet Store]

[Regains are often lacking in the appropriate supplies. So Death can be found at the pet store purchasing fish necessities.]

Okay, got the flakes, there have to be some brine shrimp here somewhere...


[Out and About Mayfield]

[After finishing her shopping, Death takes a meandering route home. If she sees you and can tell you're not a drone, she'll approach you.]

Good afternoon!

Comments

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

As well as can be expected here I suppose.

[bread_goes_bip]

That's a start at least.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

I suppose.

Can I ask why you're so interested? I don't believe we've met before.

[bread_goes_bip]

[Death shrugs]

I try to get to know people around here. I like people.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

I see.

[Actually no. This is something Johan has never understood. He doesn't care much for people. However you could hardly tell that from his face.]

Well, my name's Johan Liebert. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[bread_goes_bip]

Good to meet you too! I'm Death. Didi, if you find that easier.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

Death?

[bread_goes_bip]

Yes... the concept given form.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

[Either you're insane or it's the truth. Either way Johan just nods.]

I see.

[bread_goes_bip]

I know it's a bit much to take in.

Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself instead?

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

There's not much to tell I'm afraid.

I'm a law student from Germany.

[Also a serial killer who wanted to kill everyone who ever knew him so he could erase his past and himself. Oh and he likes to talk people into killing themselves and many people consider him the Anti-Christ or simply a monster. Needless to say, this isn't something he shares.]

And I have a twin sister...

[bread_goes_bip]

Oh I don't know, I've always found people fascinating.

You do? What's she like?

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

She's a very kind person. I admire her a great deal.

She's my other half.

[Johan can never describe his sister without sounding a bit creepy.]

We actually live together here.

[bread_goes_bip]

[Meet: THe Queen of Nonjudgemental]

Here in town? That must make this place at least a little easier to deal with.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

[That's good. You have to be if you deal with Johan.]

Yes. The town think's we're married.

....and yes. It makes things much easier.

[Now he doesn't have to stalk her as much. And she doesn't have to check up on him constantly.]

[bread_goes_bip]

That must be a bit strange to hear all the time. Still, it's good to have family around.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

I don't mind.

[Actually he rather likes it.]

Yes, I suppose that's true.

[bread_goes_bip]

Definitely better than the people you hear about waking up here with no one at all.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

I was here for a while until she showed up here actually.

[bread_goes_bip]

That must have been lonely.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

It wasn't that bad. But I am glad she's here.

[bread_goes_bip]

And now the real trick becomes getting out?

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

Yes.

She shouldn't have to go through this.

[bread_goes_bip]

No one should.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[It's less honest then his other reply. He doesn't care about anyone but his sister. Even himself.]