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[Action: 307 Miller Road, Morning]

[Death can be found, much as usual, in the kitchen first thing in the morning.]

Good morning! I've made the tea so it will actually turn out!

[Action: Your front door, mid-day]

Hi! Would you like to buy some makeup? You could definitely do with some!

[Action: 726 Anderson, afternoon]

[Usually Death actually knocks. Today she just walks in.]

Hi! Just checking in to make sure no one's up to no good here!

[Backyard of 307 Miller]

[Anyone who wishes to put an end to this madness... there's a pod back here]