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[bread_goes_bip]

[Action: 307 Miller Road, Morning]

[Death can be found, much as usual, in the kitchen first thing in the morning.]

Good morning! I've made the tea so it will actually turn out!

[Action: Your front door, mid-day]

Hi! Would you like to buy some makeup? You could definitely do with some!

[Action: 726 Anderson, afternoon]

[Usually Death actually knocks. Today she just walks in.]

Hi! Just checking in to make sure no one's up to no good here!

[Backyard of 307 Miller]

[Anyone who wishes to put an end to this madness... there's a pod back here]

Comments

Morning

[likescats.livejournal.com]

.....I BEG YOUR PARDON?

Re: Morning

[bread_goes_bip]

It's so important to start the day with a good cup of tea!

[likescats.livejournal.com]

YES...TEA IS A GOOD START TO THE DAY.

[bread_goes_bip]

So it's oh so important that it be made properly.

[likescats.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE.

[You're speaking to the death that misses subtly.]

[bread_goes_bip]

So that's why I'm taking it off now before I burn it like some personifications I know.

[likescats.livejournal.com]

THE PERSONIFICATION OF BURNT COFFEE?

[bread_goes_bip]

It certainly seems like that sometimes.

[a-crazygirl.livejournal.com]

[Just kind of stares at the door-to-door saleslady. Did she just...?]

Excuse me?

[bread_goes_bip]

Just doing my part to make Mayfield a prettier place!

[a-crazygirl.livejournal.com]

[Toni must be projecting. Yeah, that must be it.]

Okay, I'll bite. What've you got?

[bread_goes_bip]

It's all very fifties, but we can smooth that complexion right out and make you look a bit livelier.

[a-crazygirl.livejournal.com]

My complexion is very smooth already, thank you very much.

[...That came out a little more defensive than she'd have liked.]

[equal-shots.livejournal.com]

[Kid is coming home from school and wondering what the hell Didi is doing there. So he approaches, arms crossed and perplexed. Is she talking about makeup to herself?]

Good afternoon, Didi..

[bread_goes_bip]

Oh, hi there Kid!

[equal-shots.livejournal.com]

How are you doing today?

[Because that was a strangely chipper response. Definitely not what he was expecting..]

[bread_goes_bip]

I'm doing great! Out doing my part to make the town prettier!

[equal-shots.livejournal.com]

I see.

[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<small[kid>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

I see.

<small[Kid glances around, as if just making sure he wasn't missing something.]</smalL>

Though Mayfield is a very beautiful town architecturally, if I do say so myself.

[bread_goes_bip]

Oh, the houses aren't what I'm worried about...

Sorry for the HTML fail!! =(

[equal-shots.livejournal.com]

Then what are you worried about..?

Re: Sorry for the HTML fail!! =(

[bread_goes_bip]

Some people need a little boost, that's all.

726 Anderson

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Slugger appears before her shortly and is watching her closely. By this time he knows that an awful lot of people are acting strange and that there are doubles in the town.]

No good?

Re: 726 Anderson

[bread_goes_bip]

You never know with the troublemakers here!

307 Miller; backyard

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[After that bizarre encounter with the other!Death, Slugger has gone out in search of the real Death. He'll start first with her home, but not finding her there, he prepares to leave. That's when he spots the human-sized pod in the backyard, which he then approaches carefully until he's close enough to prod it with the end of his bat.]

...

Re: 307 Miller; backyard

[bread_goes_bip]

[The light creeping in as the pod is opened finally wakes her]

Huh?