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[bread_goes_bip]

[Action: 307 Miller Road, Morning]

[Death can be found, much as usual, in the kitchen first thing in the morning.]

Good morning! I've made the tea so it will actually turn out!

[Action: Your front door, mid-day]

Hi! Would you like to buy some makeup? You could definitely do with some!

[Action: 726 Anderson, afternoon]

[Usually Death actually knocks. Today she just walks in.]

Hi! Just checking in to make sure no one's up to no good here!

[Backyard of 307 Miller]

[Anyone who wishes to put an end to this madness... there's a pod back here]

Comments

Morning

[likescats.livejournal.com]

.....I BEG YOUR PARDON?

Re: Morning

[bread_goes_bip]

It's so important to start the day with a good cup of tea!

[likescats.livejournal.com]

YES...TEA IS A GOOD START TO THE DAY.

[bread_goes_bip]

So it's oh so important that it be made properly.

[likescats.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE.

[You're speaking to the death that misses subtly.]

[bread_goes_bip]

So that's why I'm taking it off now before I burn it like some personifications I know.

[likescats.livejournal.com]

THE PERSONIFICATION OF BURNT COFFEE?

[bread_goes_bip]

It certainly seems like that sometimes.

[likescats.livejournal.com]

HOW STRANGE. I HAVEN'T RUN INTO THEM YET.

IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO MEET MORE PERSONIFICATIONS THOUGH. YOU SHOULD ASK THEM IF THEY KNOW CARDS.

[There is a slight possibility he knows more about this then he's letting on.]

[bread_goes_bip]

And then I'll simply have to call on the personification of incredible slowness. You need four for bridge, after all!

[likescats.livejournal.com]

WONDERFUL. WE'LL HAVE A FINE TIME OF IT.


.....ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT?

[bread_goes_bip]

Of course I am. Peachy keen!

[likescats.livejournal.com]

YES. THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.

YOU DON'T USUALLY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.

[bread_goes_bip]

Of course I do! I mean, I know the town thinks we should be saying things like swell, but that's just the town!

[likescats.livejournal.com]

.....RIGHT.

[a-crazygirl.livejournal.com]

[Just kind of stares at the door-to-door saleslady. Did she just...?]

Excuse me?

[bread_goes_bip]

Just doing my part to make Mayfield a prettier place!

[bread_goes_bip]

[Death pours the tea and brings it over]

Notice how it isn't burnt, so much tastier that way!

[likescats.livejournal.com]

YOU SEEM A LITTLE FIXATED ON TEA THIS MORNING.

[bread_goes_bip]

Tea's important. After this I'm going out to make the town prettier.

[likescats.livejournal.com]

...PRETTIER?

[bread_goes_bip]

Yes, it's my job here after all!

[likescats.livejournal.com]

AND HOW DO YOU INTEND TO DO THAT?

[bread_goes_bip]

Makeup! It can help even the hard cases!

[a-crazygirl.livejournal.com]

[Toni must be projecting. Yeah, that must be it.]

Okay, I'll bite. What've you got?